Critics shocked at 25 Minute Avengers: Endgame full penetration sex scene.

A select few critics that were granted early access to Avengers: Endgame were appalled to discover a 25 minute full penetration sex scene early on in the movie.The scene calls into question the movies PG-13 rating. “I brought my 6 year old daughter as a birthday present and she is currently in the trauma center at New York Medical crying and shaking uncontrollably” Said Senior Critic from MovieTimes Bob Jackson, who as a result is now being investigated by DYFS.         

 Critics also don’t seem to feel the scene was necessary. The scene which is between Thor and Captain Marvel reportedly comes out of nowhere when the remaining Avengers leave the room after a group meeting on how to deal with the villain Thanos. As one Critic described it “They hadn’t spoke to each other the entire meeting, then all of the sudden they just lock eyes and charge towards each other” said the critic who begged to remain anonymous”. He also stated that while the movie’s score is incredible and present throughout the entire film that these 25 minutes are hauntingly silent.”All you hear is skin rubbing, grunts, and vague moans that when coming through IMAX speakers make the act feel dirty and illegal”. 

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      According to reports the scene also doesn’t even tie in to the rest of the movie and is never acknowledged by anyone. “We thought that since about 15 minutes in Captain America is seen looking through the window and watches for about 5 minutes with tears in his eye that this may be the beginning of a love triangle. But No! Not at one fucking time does this scene get acknowledged ever as Thor and Captain Marvel don’t even speak for the rest of the film “ an 8 year old fan who was there on behalf of the Make-a-Wish foundation states.
      However despite the curious scene the movie currently stands at 98% on Rotten Tomatoes critics meter with reviews such as “a hot edgy fuck fest” and “ An incredible film with some sultry surprises”
      As to what other surprises lie in store, the rest of us will just have to wait until the film is released April 26

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